Funny Porch Goose Hoodie Outfit for 23 Inch Lawn Goose Statue | Blue Goose Hoodie, Matching Sunglasses, 23 Inch Fit, for Front Porch, Garden Patio, and Yard Decor

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Product description Why This Outfit? Most porch goose clothes are built for holidays — Christmas sweaters, Halloween costumes, Easter dresses. They sit in storage eleven months a year. This blue hoodie with a quote that makes people laugh, paired with sunglasses that complete the “too cool for this neighborhood” attitude, is something your goose can wear every single day. What’s in this Box: 1. One blue polyester pullover hoodie with “SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE” front print 2. One pair of black sunglasses with gold-tone frame accents Fits Standard twenty-three-inch cement or plastic porch goose statues. Care Hand wash cold; Air dry; Do not bleach or iron directly on print.

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• COMPLETE CASUAL OUTFIT SET FOR YOUR LAWN GOOSE: Stop dressing your porch goose in holiday-only costumes; This casual outfit set includes a soft blue pullover hoodie and a pair of stylish sunglasses designed specifically for twenty-three-inch cement or plastic lawn goose statues; Unlike seasonal dresses that sit in storage most of the year, this everyday streetwear look keeps your goose looking cool and conversation-worthy through every season; Ideal for front porch, garden, patio, or driveway display
• FUNNY QUOTE DESIGN ON BLUE HOODIE: The hoodie features the culture phrase “SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE” in crisp white lettering that contrasts against the light blue polyester fabric; Neighbors, delivery drivers, and passersby will do a double-take; The design taps into shared cultural humor that sparks instant recognition and makes your goose a neighborhood landmark, not just lawn decor
• TWO-PIECE SET WITH MATCHING SUNGLASSES: No need to hunt for matching accessories; This set includes a blue hoodie and a pair of black sunglasses with gold accents that rest on your goose statue head; The coordinated look arrives ready to dress your goose straight out of the package; A practical birthday, housewarming, or gifting option for anyone who owns a twenty-three-inch porch goose
• ENGINEERED TO FIT TWENTY-THREE-INCH PORCH GOOSE STATUES Designed with a relaxed but snug fit for standard twenty-three-inch cement or plastic lawn goose statues (approximately twenty-three inches tall from base to head); The hoodie features elasticized waist that stay put in wind without restricting the statue shape
• LIGHTWEIGHT POLYESTER BUILT FOR OUTDOOR EXPOSURE The hoodie is crafted from polyester fabric that resists fading under UV exposure and dries quickly after rain; Unlike cotton that absorbs moisture, this synthetic weave maintains shape and color through sun, drizzle, and temperature swings; Hand-wash cold and air-dry to keep the printed quote crisp and the blue color vibrant season after season

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